theamericankid:

Love level: Scrubs.

> Greatest bromance I have ever seen.

praises:

endxer:

praises:

why aren’t there synonyms for “me”

because there’s no one else like you

that was surprisingly adorable

cumber-bitches:

carlyphilpotxox:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

scottman99:

cumber-bitches:

Your name must be Chekov because I would do zat.

Yes. I will use this pick-up line. Because if the girl goes “I don’t get it”, then I will know she’s not for me.

then clearly you need a girl who does get zat.

guys, please stop reblogging this.

Sorry, I Khan’t do zat

you little shit.

LOOK I HAVE FRIENDS THAT ARE AWESOME! They made me take pictures, so i now have a couple good ones :)

fightblr:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

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Anonymous

Diet? What?

friendshipwhore:

My dash did a thing

fandom-sandwich:

fudgeflies:

if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc

1. the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
2. if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real

you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate

lastofthetimeladies:

dean-and-sams-bitch:

lastofthetimeladies:

we think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are so why do we treat humans any differently

I dont like cats.

well i don’t like humans but i’m still not gonna shame them for their bodies

GUYS OMG I DID IT I SANG MY SONG AND MY SOLO AND IT WAS ACTUALLY DECENT WAHHH!

green-postit:

halfhardtorock:

green-postit:

DID CHRIS PINE JUST GRAB ANTON’S ASS???

omg, he totally did.

It’s Pine’s fucking smirk right as he does it that’s killing me.

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

rocksaltandroll:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

poxleitnerrs:

remember when legolas and gimli had a drinking contest and gimli got drunk and legolas was just like:

asdklhkasjhkj

I now want to see Legolas and Castiel having a drinking contest.

#they’d drink the world dry of alcohol #and then Jack Sparrow would be there there like #’but why is all the rum gone

Best tags ever.

why would they delete the drinking game scene though it’s awesome

souffle-girll:

 a friend

Dear doctor who fandom,

queen-ofhell:

queen-ofhell:

Shhh it’s gonna be fine
Here have some tea

I left the strong stuff in
Also have a shock blanket

Of course some pie

And hugs

It’s gonna be okay You’re gonna be fine c:

Love,The Supernatural and the Sherlock fandom

Bringing this back because it’s even worse now and we think that it could help you c: We’re still here for you and we will always be.

Love, the Supernatural and the Sherlock fandom.

bakerstreetsdoctor:

lampfaced:

silverlynxcat:

onelifetimee:

Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) 

I’m honestly cracking up, and my mum is looking at me like I’m more deranged than usual.

I CAN’T FAUCKIGN BREATHE